i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
when you win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
"if you’re so bored maybe you should do your homewo-"
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
my life plan after graduating is:
- get an apartment
- find a job
- buy a dog
- figure out how credit cards work
- prepare for the great robot wars
- fight in the great robot wars
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
Someone’s weight, gender, religion, height, sexuality, race, grades and disorders are just some things that you should NEVER make fun of.